A bit 'in a good mood: UNIX and Linux Error Messages
15 luglio 2008, 9:40 Comics , Open Source , Various July 15, 2008, 9:40Put that with the good mood in front of those who found them during a work session, it is not known. As I can not say it's 100% sure of their authenticity. Certainly, the collection of UNIX and Linux error messages collected by Mike Tremell is really fun. Here's my personal top twenty:
- ERROR 1164 HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE
- "Keyboard not present, press any key"
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Momentaraly writing while seeking ..
Constantly writing while seeking ..
Momentaraly writing while reading .. - Error: Error ocurred When Attempting to print error message.
- ERROR 0: POWER NOT ON
- A funny symbol That I can not read has Just Been input. Continue, and I'll Ever Forget That It Happened.
- Maybe You Should try Asking a human?
- Liar, Liar! Pants on Fire!
- User Error: An unknown error has occurred in an unidentified program while executing an unimplemented function at an undefined address. Correct and Resubmit error.
- Good afternoon, gentelman, I'm HAL 9000 Computer
- Error: Success
- Something Rotten in Denmark, interp Stack Not Aligned
- YOU JUST TRIED TO FAKE-OUT MOTHER NATURE, AND SHE CAUGHT YOU! SUPER-VULCAN NOW HAS YOUR NAME ON HIS ENEMY LIST, AND YOU CAN BE CERTAIN THAT FUTURE RESOURCE TO Attempts LFN 0.3, 6 OR WILL RESULT IN YOUR BEING ABORTED, SPINDLED, mangled, folded, punched, DELETED, AND DEALLOCATED.
- Only real wizzards know the spells to open the gate of paradize
- One of your faux pas Seems to have wounded me deeply .. in fact, I'm barely conscious. Please fix it and try again.
- ? Ouch, That HURTS!
- You must be joking.
- This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window Was not wide enough to read this whole error message
- Not tonight, I've got a headache.
- The examiner of the most critical to have Determined That there is an error on line 42.
